Thursday, February 28, 2008

Bad-Stache Bowling!!












Picture 1 - Jason, Brandon and I - Pre-bowling
Picture 2 - Me
Picture 3 - Claudio throwing the double deuce
Picture 4 - Jason's follow-through
Picture 5 - Me about to gutter-ball
Picture 6 - Giulio
Picture 7 - Brandon's sweet stache
Picture 8 - Giulio, Christian, Brandon, Claudio, Jason, and Me...Bad-Stache Bowlers
Picture 9 - Me, My new Elephant I bought for 1 U.S. Dollar
Picture 10 - Jason, Me, Christian, and Brandon Post-Bowling at the Bellini

Last night we decided to Bad-Stache bowling. Now even though this was not a good setup to meet new girls or gain respect in the eyes of Italians living here in Catania, we had a dang good time. Brandon has had a beard since he was about 9 years old, so for the first time since, he shaved off everything but his stache and a little line underneath his bottom lip. Jason had been letting his grow for a couple weeks and shaved off everything except for the mustache. Claudio and Guilio had been letting there’s grow since Tuesday yet they still seemed to have as much facial hair as me and I dunno if I’ve shaved since I’ve been in Catania. We dressed in our finest threads and went to the bowling alley. Afterwards we did the unthinkable and went downtown. Before agreeing to all this I thought we’d just go to the bowling alley for the night. Instead it was typical college night down at the Bellini. Jason, looking like a throwback version of Jeff Hostetler (QB for the New York Giants in the late 80’s and 90’s). Brandon had a White USA hat on with a polo shirt that looked 3 sizes too small, oh and the collar was definitely popped. I was wearing two different collared shirts, both collars popped, and a sweet vintage hat I borrowed from Jason with shades, at night. It was a good time and I’ll just let the pictures tell the rest of the story.

Breakfast


This morning I attempted to make French toast. As my mom well knows my cooking skills are lacking to say the least. The first two tasted like a scrambled egg laying on top of a piece of toast. I guess I kind of forgot about the milk part and I marinated them in the egg. The second two were exponentially better, I added quite a bit of milk to the eggs and only dipped the pieces of bread in them. I didn’t have any powdered sugar so I used blackberry jelly. All-in-all I just realized how much I took my mom’s French toast for granted…Thanks mom!

Roma
















Picture 1 - Colosseum
Picture 2 - Colosseum
Picture 3 - Colosseum at night
Picture 4 - Montell Jordan Concert Poster
Picture 5 - St. Peter's Basilica
Picture 6 - St. Peter's View from the top
Picture 7 - View of Rome from top of St. Peter's

Last Thursday Jason and I decided to take a quick trip to Rome. We had planned to head to the airport at 5:15 so being the night owl that I am, I didn’t quite make it to bed until around 2 a.m. After about 2 hours of rolling around I decided just to get up and make some breakfast. George and Jason pulled up around 5:00 and, with absolutely no sleep, I was on my way to Rome. Once landing in Rome we stopped at a bar (might I remind you a bar here is a coffee bar) to get a cornetto and a my first ever cappuccino. Not being a coffee drinker, I was surprised that I actually enjoyed the cappuccino. Maybe it was the 3 packs of sugar, but either way I am now a cappuccino drinker.

After breakfast we quickly transformed into tourists. Backpacks on and camera’s in hand we walked to streets of Rome for about 10 hours, only stopping a few times for a quick bite to eat. We saw everything from the Colosseum, to the Pantheon, Piazza Navona and over to the Spanish steps and the fountains. It was a very productive day. Around dinner time we decided to run back to the hotel and relax for an hour or two. We changed clothes and headed back downtown to the Campo de’ Fiori where we had an amazing dinner. Following dinner we headed to the Drunkin Ship, it’s an American bar with American Bartenders. It was pretty interesting but we then realized just how much we enjoyed being in Catania. Rome is filled with Americans and finding someone that speaks English is almost easier than finding someone that speaks Italian. The college kids doing their Pub crawls (Pub crawls are usually big groups of college age kids bar hopping) re-emphasized just how dumb Americans can be. I was practically embarrassed to be an American for those moments. It’s one thing to have a good time, another to make yourself look like an absolute idiot on purpose!

Next we found ourselves on the outskirts of Rome at a Montell Jordan Concert, in a club called milkshake at 3 a.m. in the morning. Talk about random. Montell Jordan is an R&B singer most famously known for the song “This is how we do it” that came out in the 90’s.

By about 6 a.m., and 42 straight hours without sleep, I finally crashed.

Friday we headed to Vatican City. It was incredible! St. Peter’s was enormous, very detailed and almost overwhelming. We climbed the 551 steps to the top of the Basilica, at the top awaited an amazing view of Rome. On the way out of town we stopped by the post office and I sent Grandma a post card (so if you are reading this Grandma you should expect that soon). Out of the Vatican we headed south straight to the Tiber River, which runs throughout the city. We walked up and down the river for a couple house stopping for an amazing pizza once and then headed back to “Campo de’ Fiori” for a coke and peanuts. We just chilled, chatted and watched the different people.

The next morning our planed left at 8:40 so we decided to get up by 6:30. We were only a couple minutes walk to the train station and a 20 minute train ride to the airport…Plenty of time, Right? So we arrived at the train station at 6:54, the train we should have been on left at 6:52. We then had to wait till 7:22 for the next train. We arrived to the airport, sprinted out of the train and arrived at the WindJet counter at 8:10, the WindJet people left the counter at 8:00. We had saved a copy of our boarding passes onto our computer’s since we didn’t have a printer, so we decided to just get to security and to our gate which was literally 30 yards away. Two ladies walked up behind us at this point, they were on our same flight and for future reference, they did get on the plane. The security people would not let us by, even though we had confirmation numbers and copy’s of boarding passes on our computer screen. Instead they told us we must have them printed. Somehow, in 7 minutes, we managed to sprint two terminals down in the Rome Airport, find an internet station, print two boarding passes, threw the lady 10 euros for the copies, sprint back to the security checkpoint and through security just in time to realize that we didn’t make the bus that took us to the plane. ( In Italy there are some planes that you must take a small bus out to rather than walking on). So dripping sweat, exhausted and upset we decided we’d just fly standby on the next WindJet flight that left at 1:15, that would get us in at 2:30 p.m. Note: we have practice at 3:00 pm. After wasting a couple hours munching on cornetto’s, complaining and re-strategizing what we should have done, we decided to find the WindJet people and tell them our situation. Their response: “impossible!” Not only could we not get on the next flight but she also said “Your other tickets are as good as trash now” - Ha Ha! By this time were not happy and then, we had to throw down an extra 100 Euro to fly home. We got to the Catania at 2:15, got to the practice field at 2:30 and still managed to combine for 4 touchdowns in team scrimmage. But I did drop my first pass of the year during team scrimmage, so I blame it solely on exhaustion!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

In Search of the Syracuse Orangemen

Tuesday we decided to visit the ancient Greek City of Siracusa in search of the Syracuse Orangemen. Needless to say it was a good time! Please check this out...

Friday, February 8, 2008

Another stolen post

I've decided I might just quit bloggin myself, and i'll just continue to refer everyone to Coach's blog. Here is yet another laugher!

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While folding the boys’ laundry this morning I found Matt’s “D.A.R.E. to Keep Kids Off Drugs” T-shirt. I almost cried.

We have tried to keep this a secret from his family and friends back in Texas but truth be told Matt has an addictive personality. Of course cannoli are his drug of choice and I am personally very distraught knowing that I was the one who bought him his first one. We all were enablers in his addiction to some point even giving him the funny nickname Obi Won Cannoli, now we all feel so cheap and dirty for what we did to encourage Matt’s binging.

Matt went totally out of control about 8 days ago, I even found a partially eaten cannolo in the pocket of one of his shorts I was washing last night, very disturbing indeed.

With the help of the pastor and congregation at Calvary Baptist Church and the Elefanti team we convinced Matt that we were taking him to Cannoli R Us but in truth it was a lie to get him to an intervention session. It was a very tense two hours but finally Matt confronted the truth about his problem, promised to “be a man” as he put it and agreed to enter the Cannoli Anonymous chapter in nearby Aci Reale.

We visited him yesterday, he looks pale, has lost a lot of weight, his skin is clammy and he is very edgy. The staff tells us that this is all normal at this point and that they had never seen such a severe case in their 60+ years of existence. At his current pace they will release him back to us in another two weeks.

We are not sure how long the IFL will suspend him for violating the league’s substance abuse policy. Davide hopes that Matt will be suspended for only the first three games of the season as a first time offender, the maximum penalty is five games. Our season may hang on the Commissioner’s decision.

We’ll continue to do all we can for him here, please pray for him back home, this will be a long and difficult journey to complete recovery.
Gelato anyone?

Thursday, February 7, 2008

A Parade Just Popped Up

For those who haven't read Jason's Blog, I have stolen a post from him! So Funny

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And now from the “Strange and Weird Fact File,” an actual conversation, taking place 15 minutes before Catania Elephants practice:


MATT EPPERSON, ELEFANTI WR (Frantic): Pronto.


JJ: Its me – you don’t have to answer in Italian. Where are you guys?


MATT: We’re stuck.


JJ: What do you mean you’re stuck?


MATT: Well, we got picked up for practice 20 minutes ago – then as we were driving away from our house, all of a sudden a PARADE rolled by and everyone stopped. It’s like a parking lot!


JJ (laughing hard): Are you serious? How do you get blindsided by a parade? I mean, it’s not like they just pop up out of nowhere! In Catania, parades do and will pop up at a moments notice… similar to pick-up basketball games in New York City… Especially at the height of the Saint Agatha celebration>


MATT: Dude… all I know is that one second we were driving, and the next minute balloons and people are going passed us – 20 cars in front of us and 100 cars behind us just instantly parked in the middle of street – and just hopped out to follow the parade. And now we’re trapped!


JJ (laughing harder): Face it… that is hilarious… what are you gonna do?


MATT: Wait it out I guess…


JJ: It’s not like it’s a monsoon. You seriously just got stuck in a parade?


MATT: No joke.


JJ: Only in Catania…


Matt jumped right in and won the first “gasser” sprint without warming up or stretching. Good job Mr. Dedication>

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Quick Update

It's been pretty chaotic the past few days with Brandon and I attempting to get our apartment around, the superbowl, and the crazy St. Agata festival/parade going on.
Sorry for the lack of bloggin but I’m very sure that Jason's blog http://reallyplayingforpizza.blogspot.com/ - (you can see me split the Defense and catch a touchdown) or Coach's Blog http://www.coachingforpizza.blogspot.com/ (you can get a good perspective on what's been going on here in Catania) will keep you very informed and extremely entertained. I am adding one more link to some pictures from this last weekend.

Trip to Piazza Armerina

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2014430&l=bca5b&id=152601305

We saw some nice scenery, cool little villages, and the Villa del Casale: Mosaics in a 4th century estate that were preserved thanks to a flood that covered the entire estate in mud. Archaeologists are currently working to uncover them.
I also must admit I ate Squid, Swordfish and shrimp on Saturday night! Squid - not my favorite but swordfish was delicious!
I miss everyone and definitely check out the other guys blogs...they're awesome!