Thursday, February 7, 2008

A Parade Just Popped Up

For those who haven't read Jason's Blog, I have stolen a post from him! So Funny

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And now from the “Strange and Weird Fact File,” an actual conversation, taking place 15 minutes before Catania Elephants practice:


MATT EPPERSON, ELEFANTI WR (Frantic): Pronto.


JJ: Its me – you don’t have to answer in Italian. Where are you guys?


MATT: We’re stuck.


JJ: What do you mean you’re stuck?


MATT: Well, we got picked up for practice 20 minutes ago – then as we were driving away from our house, all of a sudden a PARADE rolled by and everyone stopped. It’s like a parking lot!


JJ (laughing hard): Are you serious? How do you get blindsided by a parade? I mean, it’s not like they just pop up out of nowhere! In Catania, parades do and will pop up at a moments notice… similar to pick-up basketball games in New York City… Especially at the height of the Saint Agatha celebration>


MATT: Dude… all I know is that one second we were driving, and the next minute balloons and people are going passed us – 20 cars in front of us and 100 cars behind us just instantly parked in the middle of street – and just hopped out to follow the parade. And now we’re trapped!


JJ (laughing harder): Face it… that is hilarious… what are you gonna do?


MATT: Wait it out I guess…


JJ: It’s not like it’s a monsoon. You seriously just got stuck in a parade?


MATT: No joke.


JJ: Only in Catania…


Matt jumped right in and won the first “gasser” sprint without warming up or stretching. Good job Mr. Dedication>

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